Polonius wouldn't have used Post It notes

Well, a few hours to off and the house is scattered with Post It notes "Just remember, sometimes, to wash the dish cloths". "The Fiat takes DIESEL, fool, not petrol" and so on. One above daughter's bed reads"A good idea to launder bed linen sometimes" and one on the fridge"Green and furry is NOT GOOD" Six weeks worth of birthday cards are written, stamped and addressed with little green Post it notes for date of posting and the cleaners money is in little dated envelopes. But will they remember to change loo rolls (Am convinced that all my family think there is a Loo Roll Fairy who does this.) And despite huge post it note with reinforcing sellotape, will anyone actually record "Sherlock" next Sunday.......
And all Polonius could manage was "Neither a borrower nor a lender be"
He wasn't even trying........